My name backwards is aralC. Je suis une fille. Je mange. I guess I'll follow you back if I have to. You honestly don't know my genitals.


why allow urself to be full of hate when u can be full of pasta instead 


How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye)


omg wait I was just thinking, what if they made a boiling water challenge?? now that’s something I’d def like to see, can you imagine oprah pouring boiling water on herself? lmao 


We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG


"Justin Bieber is dating his dad"